How long could an average person survive as the hero in classic action movies? It's our job to find out. Covering a different movie every episode, we discuss how someone with no training or special skills would fare in place of the protagonist, counting the possible fatalities along the way. Our self imposed rules of the game: 1) One Death per Scene; 2) Plot Armour - We are afforded the same 'luck' as the hero; 3) Rules of that Universe Apply - We assume a level of familiarity with any alternate history, technology or anything supernatural from the universe; and 4) Reasonable Progression - We progress from one scene to the next if it is reasonable to do so, if we would take a different path than the hero. Please follow us on X @bootleg_turkey and send any comments, questions or suggestions for future movies to bootlegturkey@gmail.com.